when my parents ask me why i’m always on my laptop
Guysss I’m sitting next to this very fit dude and its really awkward.
Baked some iPhone cookies to trick cops into pulling me over, then I just take a bite and ask if cookies are against the law.
Definition of College life.
I thought that was Spock
Even Spock can’t handle this illogical shit
I saw Spock too
Can we just… OMG!! I’m gonna cry!
Dad must be bursting with pride.
hello 911? yes so this person had a really good url and they haven’t been active since 2010.
hello 911 my sock is falling down inside my shoe
I just want to lay in bed with someone in our underwear and make out, watch movies and fuck like 3 or 10 times
John Barrowman is the only one on the train.
John Barrowman is a twelve year old.
always reblog 12 yr old Barrowman
and i am dead
Promo to 24k ~
Must be following me
Likes dont count
Most attractive male/female:
1-3 in each category
10 minutes xx
How to use “and” 5 times in a row grammatically:
A man owned a store called “This And That” and hired another man to make a sign for it. When it was finished the owner inspected the work. He discovered that the spaces were wrong so he said “the space between This and And and And and That is different. Please fix it”
I also like this version of Smaug.
o.o *wordless high-pitched wheezing sound*
so long space cowboy
I’m 95% sure that squirrel is dead
Whoever wants to eat cookie dough and not get salmonella. Here ya go!
I JUST MADE SOME OF THIS AND SHAWTY FIRES BURNIN IN MY MOUTH HOLE OOOO IT’S SO FUCKING GOOD IT’S LIKE HEAVEN AND HELL HAD A BABY AND ITS IN YOUR MOUTH GOOD LAWDY IT IS PERF